Showing posts with label church of the flying spaghetti monster. Show all posts
Showing posts with label church of the flying spaghetti monster. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster


I have recently converted (sort of) to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, otherwise known as Pastafarianism or FSMism. I have recently ordered and received the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and have been doing my best to convert the school to acknowledge the Spaghedeity.

This is a perfect example of my joy in the randomness. I have been telling the good news of his noodliness for a few days now, and of course have managed to alienate quite a few people. This is their fault not mine, but I would like to note it is vastly entertaining to see their puzzled expressions when I try to preach the word.

If you know nothing about the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, it's an elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design created by Bobby Henderson a while back as a protest to schools teaching ID as an alternative to evolution. The funny thing is the impression that most people get from it. Pastafarians realize it's a fabrication, and this information is by no means hidden. But people still look at me like I'm crazy, and hate mail keeps rolling into Bobby Henderson's inbox.

At any rate, I am studying that aforementioned gospel now, and it is funnier than all hell. You can check all this stuff out at Venganza.org - the official website of our church. For now, though, may the FSM be with you. RAmen!

Monday, February 4, 2008

Recovery Through CoFSM


It's been a few days since the Groundhog's incident now, and I've been getting on pretty well. Considering, anyhow (If you don't know, read my 'Groundhog's Day' post).

Best thing to do now is of course to try to pray that things return to normal. It helps me to take up some new interests and make some new friends; it gets my minds off things. In fact I've taken up a brand new interest that is quite interesting. Have you ever heard about the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? I'm gonna go into this in more depth later.

At any rate, just a few notes. Don't be surprised if I don't post as often as I used to, I'll probably only do 15 in a month now. And don't think I'm heartless because I'm not continually posting about Gary. I don't want to depress you. "Laugh and the world will laugh with you. Cry and you cry alone."