Monday, March 31, 2008

Foreshadowing The Summer


Ah, Boise in the Summertime.....

Well It's Monday. Again. And we all know what that means. Spring Break's over. Pack away the skis and the kites and the Wii and break out the books. What fun.

But we all have to face it at some point. School will come again, no matter how much a student groans about it. The only thing we can do is enjoy the breaks we get and try to do well as always.

I spent my Spring Break at home. I didn't go on a trip or anything, just hung out with friends around town and went to the Y and that sort of thing. Part of this was because Mom wanted us to be around to watch after Dad, and the other part was just that nobody really felt like going on a trip to anywhere. I've got a feeling this past week has been a glimpse of what summer will be like for me. An appetizer to keep me content for the rest of the school year. And then comes the entree, the jewel of every teen's year.

I haven't said anything about my plans for this summer, have I? Will luckily, I'm not terribly busy with anything, but just enough to keep me from spending too long doing any one thing. First off, every morning, starting at the beginning of the summer, I will have to get up early and bike, in the cold, to Lowell Pool for swim team. After an hour of swimming, I will shower, dress, and probably bug Troy before going back to my house to bug my parents. And once every few months, we'll have a swim meet (painful ritual - you spend hours and hours bored out of your mind so you can spend approximately two minutes of actual time in the water). Second off, on top of that, I will take part in "The Cabin", a local writing seminar for teens and kids. It will take place all week and we will probably check out some of the cool nature spots around Boise, especially near Camelsbak and the Greenbelt. Thirdly, I am signed up for an exciting two weeks at Camp Orkilah, a YMCA camp in the San Juan Islands. I took part in this camp last year, but to a lesser extent - I spent one week at the camp plus one overnight. This time around I will be spending a week at the camp and a week kayaking. Yeah, kayaking. It's gonna be great. I hope I can take some great photos while I'm up there.

And so begins the countdown to summer. It's approximately eight more weeks of school. And with each passing day I think about all the cool stuff that I will get to do this summer. The clock's ticking, and each tick will me remind of what's to come.

Friday, March 28, 2008

P.S.

By the way everyone, my name is Joe Cieslak. Actually it's Joseph but I go by Joe. I've never actually given out my name on this blog, minus one or two occasions in my early days. And while I know that most of my readers know me personally, I just want to clarify for my occasional unknown reader that I am Joe Cieslak.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

100th Post!


Well everyone, here it is. My 100th post.

I don't know what to say here. I'm glad I've made it this far. I don't want to act like I've just gotten an award or something, I just want to say thanks to all of the people that kept me blogging.

Thanks!

Well, 100 posts, that's quite a milestone to pass. I've been aiming for it ever since I started. Every single one of my posts has the label alcatraz014 so that you can easily see just how many posts I've done. And now I'm finally in the triple-digits. I wonder, in seven or so years, will I be celebrating my 1000th post? Who knows?

At any rate, I'm really glad for all of my readers, so thanks Brian. Thanks Calvin. Thanks Silver. Thanks Bronte. Thanks Zack. Thanks Micheal. Thanks Seth Remling. Thanks all of you at BK who occasionally read me in your Computer Apps while you're trying to get to my game links. Thanks to all of you.

And to celebrate this, I am finally registering myself a domain. I will now be Therandomnessoflife.com!

Well I guess I'll just keep blogging now that I've made it this far. Keep reading!

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Norms of Society


I am not normal. I'm sure most of you have realized this by now. And on top of that, I am not cool. I do not enjoy rap or MTV or shooting games or football or basketball or cars or metallica or drugs or any of that. So that leaves me in the category of free-thinking individuals. Alright, that's probably a little harsh. But sometimes I wonder if it's true. Because it seems as if sometimes that so long media fits into this vague list of "cool" things it's automatically liked without any thought processes from the judge.

What I'm trying to get to are a few big questions about the society we live in. Are the idols of society actually morally impressive or even impressive by general, unbiased terms? Is fitting in anything to be proud of anymore? And how do we know?

The best way to compare society's standards to morality and pride is to compare it to a set of standards that are unchanging. Because society's standards are always changing. The N-word used to be perfectly acceptable to society, but today it is a horrible insult. In bathhouses of Victorian England, women were expected to wear cloaks and dresses in the water weighed down by lead pellets to counteract their skirts' buoyancy. Today women are expected to wear bikinis. Society's standards are always changing, and always will be so long as our culture changes.

Where could we go to find an unchanging set of reliable standards then?

Religion. Go to the Old Testament, Go to the New Testament, take out the too religious stuff (he who does not believe in me may not have eternal life), and you'll have a fine set of standards right there to compare to society. So compare, in your own mind, our society to our religious standards.

I did. I wasn't impressed.

Look at our society! Look at what's playing on the radio, what's playing on popular TV channels, what's playing in the movies, what people are listening to, what people are playing. We've got rap, MTV garbage, R-rated movies, more rap, and games like Condemned 2: Bloodshot (total gore fest). So what sort of qualities is this sort of society encouraging? Any good ones?

Which brings me back to a question I asked earlier. Is fitting in anything to be proud of anymore? You'll have to make your own decision.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Dress Code


As I've said before, I go to Bishop Kelly Catholic High School. Somehow, though, I've failed to mention a certain dress code that binds all students of Bishop Kelly. A dress code that I usually abide by, but recently slipped and got a violation. Apparently if you get two violations in the whole school year, you have to serve a detention. The third and fourth violations are equal to in-school suspensions.

Well that's just bull if you ask me. For punishment, we sit in this little room with a one-sided mirror and copy down, word-for-word, the dress code policy. Now I am no fast writer. I can text. I can type. But write? You'd have to give me some time. And here is what I (and plenty others before me) had to write down, out of the student handbook:

DRESS CODE POLICY Philosophy: The purpose of the dress code policy is to contribute to the academic atmosphere of the school, to give students a sense of equality, and to lend dignity to both the individual and the school, while providing a sense of school unity and identity. The intent of this policy is to provide general guidelines for students, parents, and faculty so that expectations are clear. General Dress Code: All clothing articles should be well-kept, clean, neat and should fit appropriately. Pants - Dress slacks, business casual, khaki style, or cargo pants are acceptable and must be worn at the waist. No denim, camouflage, or athletic pants may be worn. Belts - Belts must be worn with pants that have belt loops. Shorts - Walking or cargo shorts may be worn and must extend past mid-thigh. Athletic, mesh, denim, frayed or cut-off shorts are not allowed. Skirts/Skorts – Skirts/Skorts may be worn by female students and must extend to the top of the knee when standing up straight. No denim is allowed. Shirts – All shirts must have collars and sleeves. Mock and full turtlenecks are acceptable collars. Shirts may be worn untucked if the hem is straight and does not extend past the belt line. All other shirts need to be completely tucked in. Shirts must be buttoned and worn appropriately to not show excessive neckline. Sweatshirts/Fleece/Crewneck Sweaters – Bishop Kelly, college/university, or unadorned/plain sweatshirts or crewneck sweaters may be worn with or without a collared shirt beneath it. No other sweatshirts or crewneck sweaters are allowed. Jackets/Sweaters – V-neck, button up, and zip-up sweaters, jackets and hoodies may be worn as an addition to the above stated “shirts” policy. Jewelry – Jewelry should be worn in moderation and in good taste. Excessive jewelry and ornamentation is not acceptable. Body Piercing/Tattoos – With the exception of earrings for female students, no other body piercing or tattooing is allowed to be visible. Hats/ Head Coverings – Head coverings of any kind are considered inappropriate for the school environment. No hats, visors, hoods, stocking caps, beanies, or bandanas are to be worn in the building. Shoes – Shoes must be safe and appropriate for school. Bedroom slippers are never allowed. Hair Requirements – Hair should be kept neat, clean, trimmed appropriately and properly styled. No unnatural hair colors are allowed. Hair styles should not become a distraction to the learning environment for the individual or for others. The expectation for male students is that hair should be out of the eyes when hanging naturally, off of the collar when hanging naturally, and cut above the earlobes. If a student’s hair is not appropriate, the student will be given 3 days to comply with a request from the administration and after that time the student will be placed in “In-School Suspension” until the hair is appropriate. Facial Hair is not permitted. Mass Dress: The Mass Day dress code is designed to reflect dignity and respect. Boys must wear collared shirts (No Polo Shirts) with a tied necktie and long slacks or khaki pants all day. Girls must wear dresses or skirts and collared blouses, or dress slacks and collared blouses all day. No flip-flops or sweatshirts are to be worn on Mass Days. Spirit/Team Dress: On designated spirit days, all students will be allowed to wear Bishop Kelly tee shirts. On game/competition days not designated as a school-wide Spirit Day, team members may dress alike in the spirit of team unity and school pride. Team dress includes appropriate clothing outlined in the Bishop Kelly Dress Code, Bishop Kelly tee shirts, and/or jerseys with sleeves. Consequences: The dress code is in effect from the beginning of the school day until the end, which will be signified by the first and last bell. Students will not be permitted in class if they are out of dress code. Any class time missed due to being out of dress code will be considered as an unexcused absence, and credit for any class work missed shall not be granted. Students not in dress code will need to: 1. correct the problem immediately 2. call parents for a change of clothing if the problem cannot be corrected, or 3. remain in In-School Suspension until the problem is corrected or until the school day ends. Dress Code Violations are cumulative through the academic year. The first violation will be a written reprimand/warning; a second violation will be an After-School Detention; any subsequent violations will result in a one-day, In-School Suspension.





I doubt you'll look through all of this, but personally, I think it's ridiculous. Because there's something that comes up long before the dress code policy, right there at the beginning of the student handbook.

OUR BELIEFS
† JESUS CHRIST is our ultimate teacher and role model.
† Learning is our priority.
† Moral development and service to others is central to learning.
† All students strive for excellence consistent with ability.
† All students are valued for their unique spiritual, intellectual, moral, physical, social, creative and emotional gifts and needs.
† Our Christian learning environment is the responsibility of students, parents, teachers, staff, coaches, alumni, and administrators.
† Continuous improvement is imperative to developing lifelong learners.


Notice the first statement of beliefs. Jesus Christ... would he enforce a dress code as strictly as Bishop Kelly does? Where three dress code violations throughout the entire school year result in an in-school suspension? This argument probably doesn't hold up, but I wish that we didn't have to put up with such ridiculous restrictions from a place that constantly preaches tolerance and kindness. Well that's my spin on things anyway.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Money


I have apparently zero control over my money flow. I try to ration my money throughout the month so I have enough for lunches but still can afford a big purchase at the end of the month. The secret to saving money here is streamlining. 0A lot of the stuff someone gets in a month is completely unnecessary. Streamlining is recognizing the pointless stuff and avoiding it.

You'd be surprised how much this can do. If I do it right, then I'll only spend $10 in a week on lunches. That means about $40 a month. My budget's $100 a month. So if I just paid for my simple lunches, I would have $60 for movies, games, eBay, whatever.

Of course, it's not so easy just to spend money on simple $2 lunches. Just today, I was walking around with $14 dollars in my pocket. Keep in mind that's more than 10% percent of my entire budget. After a lunch, a Subway dinner, and a battle of the Rockband all in that day, my wallet was dry.

I just need to stop spending so much and start saving more. Easier said than done.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

The New Me!


And here it is. I'm bald. Well, close enough.

Friday, March 14, 2008

The Old Me


This will be the last day that I have all my hair. This is what I look like now...

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Flight Of The Conchords

Flight of The Conchords
(Funny video)

Does it work?

Oh bloody hell, these videos never work on my blog. It'll be on my sidebar though for a week if you care enough to take a look. Scroll down...

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

A New Approach


There's an old saying that's part of the skiier's code, and it say "respect gets respect." And gradually I've learned how true that is and how well it applies to blogging (yes, it's another entry about blogging...).

The thing is, blogging's like a community. And someone who's never seen out in public probably won't be go winning awards or recognitions. No, I've seen that some of the most successful ones (in terms of views and links and such) have been those that were active citizens in that commmunity. The guys that scrolled through "next blog" on the toolbar half a dozen times and finally found an admirable website, left a comment, and then kept looking for more - they seem to be doing the best (of course this doesn't guarantee anything if the blog's no good, but works for the most part with good writers). And you know why?

Whenever a comment is left on a post, you can bet a fortune that the author of the post's gonna take a look at the profile that left it. You want to know who was complementing you (or bashing you), right? And if the author likes what he sees in terms of the commenter's blog, then chances are he'll leave his own comment. And if these two really like each other's stuff, than voila! Links ahoy!

Now this is not to take the emphasis off the work and talent that goes into writing posts, but rather to encourage people to read and comment on other blogs to spur the growth of their own. Because one would have to be a downright Dickens to just get famous on the Internet without friends and without links. Which I'm not. And since Google doesn't actually recognize me when I search my blog, I'm just gonna have to find some friends and make some links. An author's got to read, after all.

Saturday, March 8, 2008

St. Baldrick's Day

Has anybody heard of St. Baldrick's Day?

For those of you not in the know, St. Baldrick's Day is a fundraiser where people will collect money for children with cancer and then have their head shaved bald. And guess who's participating? Yours truly.

Come March 15, I will be bald. At first I was pretty enthusiastic about it, but now I'm kind of scared I'll look like a moron. But I guess that will make it more of a sacrifice, huh?

For friends, family, and avid readers, you know how cancer has touched my life. I don't have a salespitch or anything, but here's the link:

St. Baldrick's Day Donations
I appreciate all donations.

Friday, March 7, 2008

Service Learning Day


Interesting day of school today. Interesting because I'm using the phrase "day of school" loosely.

At Bishop Kelly Catholic High School, we're asked to put in 'service hours', or time volunteering for various projects for homeless and sick and elderly and anything else. Like coaching for a Special Olympics Team, or helping out at the local shelter. Stuff like that.

And one day a year, we have Service Learning Day, where the whole school goes with their first period class to wherever they need to go to do service. So we have everyone going different directions. One class to the park, one class to the Greenbelt, one class to a suburban neighborhood, one class to BK, etc.

We went to the suburban neighborhood I mentioned. We did some yardwork for some elderly people who weren't able to clean up their yards anymore. In retrospect, it was some pretty light work, and we all found that we were overequipped with rakes. We would've gotten by with two but we had thirty.

Interesting bit from that, at one of the houses we went to, we found a wheelbarrow full of half-frozen rotting leaf-water. The smell would've knocked out most people in the immediate vicinity, but I've got a really bad nose. So I got stuck with getting rid of it. And boy did it stink!

So I pulled it out of the side of the houses' garage and up front to the street. Now wait, how the hell was I going to get rid of it? I know! Use the street sewer! "Hey Mark! Help me lift this manhole cover off!" And we lifted it up and dumped the disgusting concoction down the sewer.

While this was fun, I'm pretty sure it was illegal. Which makes it more fun. But it was a good day and we got to do some good work.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

The Blame Game


I have, over the years, observed a shortcut to getting out of trouble that is nearly effortless and only requires some creativity. It seems wrong or sinful, but for the life of me, I can't see why. I'm certain I'm not the first, but I find the easiest way to get out of something is simply to blame it on something or someone untouchable.

Let me give you an example. You're late to class (again), and you realize that this will be the tardy that sends you to Saturday School. You don't have time for Saturday school of course. So here's what you say: "Sorry I'm late. The principal was holding me up."

You see why this works so well? Because is your teacher actually going to get mad at your principal or verify that information? I doubt it. There are thousands of variations on this, and they all essentially do one thing: get you out of trouble and place blame on a distant authority figure. The key is knowing who they won't get mad at and who they won't verify their information with.

And yet it can't be this easy without being sinful, can it? The answer depends on how you look at something. If you value honesty alot, than this will probably be uncomfortable for you to do, and you may not want to try. But for someone who values peace more, this may work well for them. Because it really gets rid of problems. The only flaw is that it's deceitful.

In the end, whether or not to blame an unfinished English assignment on your band director or God knows who is a personal decision. And an interesting decision to make as well.

Monday, March 3, 2008

Pleasures Of Society


In English 1 this year, we have to read Romeo & Juliet (ugh). Before we do though, we're doing a little research about the world Shakespeare lived in and his life. What I found interesting was a fact about his wife, Anne Hathaway: she's Puritan.

Why would a Puritan, someone who had a strong moral objection to plays, marry someone who made his living in it? Now think about plays at the time. Shakespeare was top gun - his plays were watched by the royalty and watched by all. His stuff was cool. So why would anyone take objection to it?

But pleasures of society are never necessarily moral. Take rap for example. The "cool" thing in society today is to live the MTV lifestyle and rap and all that, but is that lifestyle a good one?

And perhaps it was somewhat similar at the time. In the same way that rap is new and cool and shocking, perhaps plays were the same way. "Cool" and hip and new and perhaps a bit racy and shocking for the time, which is why Puritans shunned it. In fact, they closed down the theaters a few years after.

Interesting that Shakespeare has any similarities with rap... they're both pleasures of society...